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I Know You Know That I Know You’re Lying

I Know You Know That I Know You’re Lying

I hate being lied to.   You know what it is? It just makes me feel stupid. Like what kind of idiot must I be for this person to be able to lie to me so easily?   Have you ever been scammed? That’s just […]

Don’t Disturb Me While I’m Eating, Please!

Don’t Disturb Me While I’m Eating, Please!

I would like to preface this by saying, we all have our pet peeves. Maybe you don’t like it when people slurp their tea. Maybe you don’t like it when people leave the microwave at 00:01 seconds. Maybe you don’t like it when people slap […]

You Won’t Believe The Weird Reason I Started Going To The Gym

You Won’t Believe The Weird Reason I Started Going To The Gym

I get lost a lot of times. I don’t know what it is. Maybe I’m just directionally challenged. Or maybe social media is ruining me and I have the attention span of a lizard.   Sometimes I just go into a trance. I’ll be walking […]

I Cheated On An Eye Test

I Cheated On An Eye Test

Yes, I know it was wrong okay? Potentially stupid too.   But everybody does stupid things sometimes. Or how? In the words of our Lord and Savior, Gabbie Hanna, everybody has their crazy bitch moments. Even Mother Teresa had hers. This was one of mine. […]

Blaming Other People For Your Mistakes

Blaming Other People For Your Mistakes

People are funny. I think we’re all part of a cosmic sitcom that’s been on for thousands of seasons. I’m sure if you listen closely you can hear the laughing soundtrack in the background of your life. All these comedy shows like Friends and Blackish […]

I Look Like I’m The Dominant One In A Lesbian Relationship

I Look Like I’m The Dominant One In A Lesbian Relationship

Have you ever had those moments where you’re standing next to a very tall person and you suddenly feel tiny?   What about the opposite? Have you ever been standing next to a smaller and shorter person and you suddenly feel huge?   This second […]

Zanele

Zanele

A Short Story | Zanele is a high school senior in Windhoek   Zanele was standing at the school’s tuck-shop waiting her turn to buy a break time burger. I could see that she was distraught even before asking. She kept swinging her head back […]

I Matched With A White Boy On Tinder

I Matched With A White Boy On Tinder

Yes, that title is racist but don’t shoot yet! Let me explain.   First, I just want to start off by saying, I consider myself a progressive and modern woman. I still have a lot to learn, but I try my best to be “woke” […]

I Found My Brother On Tinder!

I Found My Brother On Tinder!

You know a lot of times people ask, “Have you ever heard your parents?” Yes! Okay? Yes, I have but I would kindly not like to think about it! It’s one of those memories that you pack into a box and hide in the attic […]

I Stole My Laptop?!

I Stole My Laptop?!

I hate being broke. Why do we need money for every damn thing? It’s like everybody in the world is a prisoner. Money gives you temporary freedom. If you run out of money, your hands are in cuffs again and you can’t do anything.   […]