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I Stole My Laptop?!

I Stole My Laptop?!

I hate being broke. Why do we need money for every damn thing? It’s like everybody in the world is a prisoner. Money gives you temporary freedom. If you run out of money, your hands are in cuffs again and you can’t do anything.   […]

I Just Want Some Baking Soda

I Just Want Some Baking Soda

Short Story | The Thoughts Of A Yoga Instructor Named Stella   “Now stand with your feet hip-width apart, bring your hands to a prayer position, and breathe.” They can hear the lack of confidence in my voice. Can the hear that I’m distracted? Oh […]

Did I Just Start A Family Scandal?

Did I Just Start A Family Scandal?

Over the past year, I’ve been having a lot of arguments and with my dad. No, it’s not all his fault. I have my weaknesses too. I think sometimes I can be harsh with people. I expect way more than they can give and when […]

Of Masculinity, Pussies, and Gods

Of Masculinity, Pussies, and Gods

Sometimes people word their arguments in a funny way.   Yesterday, I was watching Yousef Erakat on YouTube and he was talking about his experiences in Brazil with Vitaly (another YouTuber). Apparently, there was a point where Vitaly was hooking up with prostitutes and he […]

How To Get People To Tell You Their Deepest and Darkest Secrets

How To Get People To Tell You Their Deepest and Darkest Secrets

{Disclaimer: I know this is one of the most twisted things I’ve ever written. It’s fiction. Read at your own risk. Do not assume anything and do not, I repeat, DO NOT read this if you’re easily offended.}   Everybody secretly wants to tell you […]

Crying Over Wi-Fi?

Crying Over Wi-Fi?

Ridiculous isn’t it?   I don’t like my job. It pays very little for work that takes a very long time to finish. Sometimes I make just a couple of cents in a whole hour.   And sometimes I lose the few cents that I’ve […]

Watching A Natural Birth In Class

Watching A Natural Birth In Class

My teacher was kind of a pervert. Yeah, there’s no way of dipping that in honey, he was just a horny pervert.   He would always hit on this blonde girl that sat next to me in the front of the class. She was 16-18 […]

I Wish I Was Pregnant At 14

I Wish I Was Pregnant At 14

I’ve been working for five hours in this unbearable heat. There’s no air conditioning in my room so every couple of minutes, I have to stop and fan myself with the notebook on my table. I’m tired and not even in the satisfying way. I […]

Life Is A Little Hoe – It’s Hard For Everyone

Life Is A Little Hoe – It’s Hard For Everyone

So another thing I realized this week is that life is hard for everyone. Like a sexually frustrated middle-aged man.   I think the problem is I spend a lot of time alone, thinking about my own problems only. I forget that other people are […]

Take Me Back To When I Was Single

Take Me Back To When I Was Single

“Just a second, honey. Let’s go through the grocery list one more time.” Gabbie Pentland growled under her breath as her husband said this. They had checked that list a dozen times already before leaving for the store. Now he wanted a re-check in the […]